Word Play Jokes

Sucked In

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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Cow Abortion

Q: What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
A: De-calf-i-nated.

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How Do You Catch an Elephant?

Q: How do you catch an elephant?
A: First you dig a big hole and fill it with wood and ash. Then you take a load of peas and line them up around the hole. Then, when the elephant goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash-hole!

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