Word Play Jokes

Slut Ratio

I couldn't figure out a way to measure the amount of sluts to non-sluts.
So I asked my friend Horatio.

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Literal Test

Q: What’s the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
A: A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally.

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Nuts

Two nuts were walking down the street, one was a salted!

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