Word Play Jokes

Wipe It Off And Apologize

Q: What should you do if you come across a lion in the jungle?
A: Wipe it off and apologize.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Harps

Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?
A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

One Mile A Day

Q: What was the snail doing on the highway?
A: About one mile a day!

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous