Brown Military

Q: What's brown and in the military?
A: Gomer's pile.

Sex Change

Q: What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?
A: Addadictomy.

Grounded

Growing up, my parents never grounded me unless they were really really mad. I can remember the first time they caught me drinking under age. Mom freaked out and grounded me for a month, but I guess that was a reasonable response for a parent of a second grader.