Why It Sucks To Be A Penis

1. You've got a hole in your head.
2. Your master strangles you all the time.
3. Your head is smaller than the rest of you.
4. You shrink in cold water.
5. You never get a haircut.
6. You always hang around with 2 nuts.
7. Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
8. Your best friend is a pussy.
9. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.
10. Everytime you get excited, you throw up.

Slacker

The only thing he brought to this job was his car.

Snot

When you're neckin' with your honey and your nose is kinda runny you might think it's funny... but it's not.