Word Play Jokes

The Dragon

An explorer turns a corner, and bumps into a real live dragon! Surprised, she shouts, "I thought you were a myth!"
His response, "Well my dear, you were myth-taken."

Submitted BY: sdegutis

Atheism Defined

Atheism - a non-prophet organization.

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Rubbers

Q: What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?
A: Makes it a tire and calls it a Good Year.

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