Word Play Jokes

Laser Focus

A blue laser hertz twice as much as a red laser.

Anonymous

Satisfaction Guaranteed

A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: "Satisfaction guaranteed or your mania back!"

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Anonymous

Furballs

My cat coughed up furballs this morning
Might seem normal to you but Furballs was my hamster

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