Vampire Acting

Q: Why did the vampire give up acting?
A: He couldn't sink his teeth into the part!

Preventive Medicine Belief

Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.
Doctor: Oh, really?
Mary: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!

The Astronaut Joke

Q: What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?
A: An Unidentified Frying Object!