Word Play Jokes

Captain Rehab

Q: Where was the captain sent after he hit another ship?
A: Anchor management

Anonymous

Fell Into A Well

A doctor fell into a well once. He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone.

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Anonymous

Stuck on Me

My girlfriend is all over me when I'm doing my Chinese martial arts.
She's very T'ai Chi feely

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Written By: KielPhillips