Word Play Jokes

Food Better Than Men

Q: Why is food better than men?
A: Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

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Borrow Your Ass

Q: Can I borrow your face for a few days?
A: My ass is going on vacation.

Anonymous

Arch Out

I used to do yoga, but their expectations of me were too high
They wanted me to bend over backwards for them

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