Word Play Jokes

Armani Suit

Q: What do you say to a football player in an Armani suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise..."

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Govenor Chris Christie

Q: How can you tell that Governor Chris Christie is into bondage?
A: He likes to tie people up in traffic.

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Wrong Floor

Two accountants were discussing a colleague's interest in one of the firm's new secretaries. "I just don't get it." said one. "She's an airhead -- nothing going on upstairs. "That may be true," replied the other, "but I don't think that's the floor he's getting off on."

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