Word Play Jokes

Extroverted Engineer

Q: How can you tell when an engineer is an extrovert.
A: He stares at YOUR shoes while he talks to you.

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Please A Woman

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

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Ant Army

Q: What do you call army ants when they're fighting?
A: Combatants

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