Word Play Jokes

Long Hair

A boy asks his father to drive the car and the father replies "No, not until you cut your hair!" The boy says "But father, Jesus had long hair!" To which his father replied, "Yes, but Jesus walked everywhere."

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Night Beats

Today my neighbor knocked at my door at 3 am. Can you believe that? .
Lucky for him that I was already awake playing the drums!

Anonymous

Miss My Ex

I still miss my ex... but my aim is getting better!

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