Bean Soup

When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?" "Why, it's bean soup," she replied. "I don't care what it has been," he sputtered. "What is it now?"

Croak-A-Cola

Q: What do toads drink?
A: Croak-A-Cola!

French Impressionist Painting

My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.