Word Play Jokes

Hello

Q: Why didn't the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?
A: Because the Tampax were stuck-up bitches!

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Bee-Line

Q: What's a bee-line?
A: The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!

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Swiss Cheese

Q: What type of milk is Swiss cheese made of?
A: Whole milk.

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