Word Play Jokes

Yo Mama - Chicken

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a chicken?
A: A chicken lays eggs, and Yo' Mama lays everything else.

Anonymous

Hard Times

Funeral homes are forever getting stiffed.

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Library Clock -Riddles

Q: Why did the clock get booted from the library?
A: It tocked too much.

Anonymous