Word Play Jokes

Liverpool Football

Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?
A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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Nuts and Bolts

Q: What did the nut say to the bolt?
A: Screw me.

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Penis and Potato

Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?
A: A DICTATOR!!

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