Word Play Jokes

Half Catholic Half Jewish

Q: How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
A: When he goes to confession, he takes a lawyer with him.

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Ironing Board V. Blonde

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: An ironing board's legs are hard to open

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Yo Mama - Chicken

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a chicken?
A: A chicken lays eggs, and Yo' Mama lays everything else.

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