Word Play Jokes

Old Musicians

OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just decompose

Categories: Profession Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Italian Chef

Q: Have you guys ever heard of the Italian chef?
A: He pasta way..... we cannoli do so much, he was here today and gone tomato.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

Blonde Synonym

A blonde was being taught what a synonym is. Her teacher said "does anyone know what a synonym is?" The blonde replied "isn't synonym a spice?"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Word Play Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes)
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