Word Play Jokes

Snake Eyes

Q: What snakes are found on cars?
A: Windshield vipers.

Anonymous

Green and Sings

Q: What's green and sings?
A: Britney Spearagus.

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Anonymous

No Repeat

My last customer wasn't happy with her massage
Think I rubbed her up the wrong way

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