Word Play Jokes

Big Hug

Q: Why did the two boa constrictors get married?
A: Because they had a crush on each other.

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Frog Eggs

Q: Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?
A: Because her husband spawned (spurned) her affections!

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German Vocabulary

Q: What's German for 'virgin'?
A: Goesintight.

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