Word Play Jokes

German Vocabulary

Q: What's German for 'virgin'?
A: Goesintight.

Anonymous

Art Gallery

A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking.
The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?" The husband replies, "Autumn."

Anonymous

Alley Mcbeal Vs Dollar

Q: What's the difference between Ally McBeal and a counterfeit dollar?
A: One's a phony buck.

Anonymous