Word Play Jokes

George Bush's SATs

Q: What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.'s?
A: Drool.

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Stealing Redneck

Q: What does a redneck say to his friend after he has just stolen something?
A: "Six-finger discount!"

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John Bobbitt Doorbell

Q: Did you hear about the John Bobbitt doorbell?
A: It has a ding but no dong.

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