Word Play Jokes

The Ant

Q: Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?
A: Because he was pissed off!

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Hats

Q: How did you get your job making hats?
A: Won it on Who Wants To Be A Milliner.

Categories: Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Written By: KielPhillips

Light Bulb - WASP's

Q: How many WASP's does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis.

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