Word Play Jokes

Football

Q: Where do football players dance?
A: At a football!

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Better Soliders

Q: Why do women make better soldiers?
A: Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

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Submitted BY: srehak1

Half-Bird

Getting fed up of my girlfriend's speech impediment. She asked me to thaw the chicken that was in the freezer, then got pissed off when I cut it in half.

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Written By: KielPhillips