Word Play Jokes

Chapped Lips

Your lips are so chapped, I can hear you smile.

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Blondes In A Circle

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

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Nun and Fat Lady

Q: What's the difference between a nun and a fat lady?
A: One's tryin' to diet, and the other's dyin to try it...

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