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Want to Dance?
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night. He glanced across the room and noticed a very attractive woman with just one flaw, she had a very large nose. He was very self conscious about his eye but got up the nerve to ask her for a dance. "Would you like to dance with me?" he asked. She replied "Would I!", and he sneered and told her, "BIG NOSE!"
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Baby Seal
A baby seal walked into a club.
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Young Dogs And Headphones
Q: What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
A: Hush puppies!
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