Word Play Jokes

Shaky Hand

Patient: Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me! I just can't stop my hands shaking!
Doc: Do you drink a lot?
Patient: Not really - I spill most of it!

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Baby Elephant

Q: How do you raise a baby elephant?
A: With a fork lift truck!

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Crust...

Q: What is good on pizza but bad on pussy?
A: Crust

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