Stop Talking

If I wanted any lip from you, I would jiggle my zipper!

Lunch with Clinton

Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat. A good looking waitress comes up and asks, "Can I take your order?" Clinton says, "Yes, I'd like a quickie!" She turns a little red and say, "Sir, with your wife running for president I don't think you should even be suggesting something like that. I'll come back when you're ready to order from the MENU!" As she walks away Gore leans over and says, "Bill, its pronounced quiche."

Glutton for Punishment

He heard that a man gets hit by an automobile every twenty minutes. He said, "What a glutton for punishment, that guy!"