Word Play Jokes

That Was No Piccolo

Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my wife."

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Yo Mama - Fault

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

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Charmed

Q: Why did the man iron his four leaf clover?
A: He wanted to press his luck!

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