Word Play Jokes

Why A Man Cannot Eat Like A Bird

Q: Why can't a man eat like a bird?
A: Have you ever tried to pick up food with your pecker?

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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The Sweet Kiss

There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife's face was badly burned. The doctors said they could take the burnt skin and replace it with extra skin. The woman's husband gladly allowed the doctors to use some skin from his behind. The woman healed beautifully and ask her husband if there was anything she could do for him for being so nice to donate his skin. And the husband replied, "no need...I get all the satisfaction I could ever want each time your mother kisses you on the cheek!"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother-in-Law Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

King Solomon

Q: Where is King Solomon's temple?
A: On the side of his head!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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