Word Play Jokes

Peace and Quiet

"Honk if you love Peace and Quiet"

Anonymous

Nose Walks Into a Bar

A nose walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you. You're already off your face."

Anonymous

Still Together

One man says, "I can't believe they are still together after all that crap." The other man says, "Who?" The first man says, "Your butt cheeks."

Anonymous