Word Play Jokes

A Pirate Pays?

Q: What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A: A bucc-an-eer.

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No Children

Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three years and still no children. I had hopes of being a grandmother by now.
Daughter: I just don't know, Mom! Billy tries all the time, it's just that I have a lot of trouble swallowing.

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Anonymous

Energizer Jolt

Q: What happened when the Energizer bunny was arrested?
A: He was charged with Battery.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous