Semantics

Q: What did the boy say when his Mom told him to stop pulling the cat’s tail?
A: I’m just holding it. It’s the cat that’s doing the pulling.

Warm Satisfaction

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A tea bag.

Many Moons

A long time ago, an Indian chief fell into an outhouse. 50 years later a man went into the outhouse and saw the chief. "How long have you been in there?" the man asked. "Many moons my son, many moons!"