Word Play Jokes

Charmed

Q: Why did the man iron his four leaf clover?
A: He wanted to press his luck!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

What Doesn't Belong

Which of the following doesn't belong?

  1. Meat
  2. Eggs
  3. Wife
  4. Blow job
#4- A blow job because it's possible to beat your meat, your eggs or your wife, but you can't beat a blow job!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

Lightening Strikes Twice

Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers?
A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

Categories: Art & Music Jokes , Insult Jokes , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous