Word Play Jokes

Glasses

"Doctor, doctor! I need glasses!" "You certainly do, ma'am. This is a barber shop."

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Busy Bee Doctor

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a bee.
Well buzz off I'm busy!

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Raccoon Luggage

As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?" she asked. "No, thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion."

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