Word Play Jokes

Trapped Animals

Marriage is the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license

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The Pig Called Ink

Q: Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
A: Because he kept running out of the pen!

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Pedal Paw

Q: Why don’t dogs chase people on bicycles?
A: Dogs can’t ride bicycles.

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