Word Play Jokes

Bucket of Crap and Mother-in-law

Q: What's the difference between a bucket of crap and a mother-in-law?
A: The bucket!

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother-in-Law Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Dangerous Toys

Q: What is red and orange and knocks you over?
A: Tackle me Elmo.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Smart Alec

A stoner stumbles out of a party, and starts to walk home.
One the way he bumps into a guy who is all bloody and mangled. The guy limps up to the stoner and says "Call me an ambulance!" The stoner looks at him for a second, smiles and says, "You're an ambulance!"

Categories: Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes) , Drug Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes
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