Comforting Marge

One day a woman got on a bus and sat with her 4 year old daughter. The whole ride she said, "hold on Marge, hold on, you will make it through Marge, just a little further Marge, just a little further, hold on...." When she got off the another woman told her, "that so nice of you to comfort little Marge." The woman looked puzzled, "no, my daughter's name is Ann, I'm Marge"

Test Results

My doctor told me I had liver disease.
Better than having dier disease I suppose.

Can You Hear Me Now

Q: What do you give to a fisherman who is going deaf?
A: A herring aid.