Word Play Jokes

The Frog at the Restaurant

A man went to a restaurant, sat down, and noticed there was a frog at the table, so he asked him what he had to eat.  The frog replied, "Riblets!"

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Submitted BY: mmartin

Football V Cricket Matches

Q: Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?
A: They prefer cricket matches!

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Nuke on Glendale

Q: What will happen if someone drops a nuke on Glendale?
A: Armo-geddon

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