Word Play Jokes

It Loves A Bubble Bath

Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A: A shampoodle!

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Anniversary Flowers

A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was ready to take his order for a funeral piece, based on the look on Doug's face, but soon realized his assumption was wrong as Doug asked for a basket of flowers sent to his wife for their anniversary. "And what day will that be?" the clerk asked. Glumly he replied, "Yesterday".

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Snake Smarts

Q: Why are snakes hard to fool?
A: They have no legs to pull.

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