Word Play Jokes

Snake Smarts

Q: Why are snakes hard to fool?
A: They have no legs to pull.

Anonymous

Memory Tricks

Asked my girlfriend about the biggest erection she'd ever seen.
She had to think long and hard.

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Arrested Guitar

Q: Why was the guitarist arrested?
A: Because he broke a G-String fingering A minor.

Anonymous