Word Play Jokes

Vasectomy Club

Me and all my friends from Vasectomy Club are going to a fancy dress party as a bunch of grapes.
Seedless obviously.

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Sick Anorexic

Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A: A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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Opinion of A Fool

I don't think you are a fool. Then again what's my opinion against thousands of others?

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