Word Play Jokes

Royal Greetings?

Q: What's the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton?
A: You only go down on one knee to greet royalty!

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Helen Keller's Baby

Q: Why didn't Helen Keller ever change her baby?
A: She could find it!

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Strong Snails

Q: Why is the snail the strongest animal?
A: Because he carries a house on his back!

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