Word Play Jokes

Those Clothes Are Very Becoming On You

Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!
Girl: Why thank you!
Boy: Of course, if I was on you...I would becoming too!

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Men Like Carpet

Q: Why are men just like carpet?
A: Once you lay 'em right you can walk all over 'em.

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He Left A Little Space

When God made man, he made him out of string. He had a little left, so he left a little thing. When God made woman, he made her out of lace. He didn't have enough, so he left a little space.

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