Word Play Jokes

For the Cup

Q: Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
A: They where playing for the cup!

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Flameless

Joined a dating site. On my profile my only request was that the girl owned a lighter.
I have no matches.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Santa's Gardens

Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.

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