Word Play Jokes

Golf Club In A Bar

A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," asks the golf club. "You'll be driving later," replies the bartender.

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Wide Awake

Not sure if my narcolepsy has been cured or if I'm suffering from insomnia.

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First Programming Language

Q: What is the first programming language you learn when studying computer science?
A: Profanity

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