Word Play Jokes

Lost Rabbit

There is a rabbit hopping around my street looking lost, confused and neglected.
Anyone know how to deal with stray hares?

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Born Blonde

Brunette: I was born by C-section.

Blonde: I was born by the vagina section.

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Wedding Night

The wedding night should be like a good chicken meal, a little bit of breast, a little bit of leg... and a lot of stuffing!

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