Word Play Jokes

Grow Up

Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?

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Marina Sale

Q: What's up with the big paddle sale at the marina?
A: I'm not sure but everyone says it will be a big oar deal.

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Dracula Knock Out

Q: If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?
A: Out for the count!

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