Word Play Jokes

Ghosts Haunt Chemistry Faculties

Q: What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties?
A: Methylated Spirits!

Anonymous

Lazy Eye

Q: Want to know why I broke up with my girlfriend who had a lazy eye?
A: Turns out she was seeing someone on the side.

Anonymous

Magic Tractor

Q: Did you hear about the magic tractor?
A: It drove down the lane and turned into a field.

Anonymous