Word Play Jokes

Moving Out

Q: There were two gay men and two lesbians moving from California to New York. Which ones got there first?
A: The lesbians, they got there lickity split, while the gay guys were still packing their shit!'

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Lawyer's Daughter

Q: What did a lawyer name his daughter?
A: Sue!!

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He Can't Hear

Q: What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?
A: Anything you want as he can't hear you!

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