Word Play Jokes

Old Ugly Beep Beep

Q: What is old and ugly and goes beep beep?
A: A witch in a traffic jam!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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John McCain's Undergarments

At a rally John McCain was asked if he wore boxers or briefs... He replied, "Depends."

Categories: Political Jokes (About Republicans) , Word Play Jokes
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Christina Aguilera and a Shotgun

Q: What does Christina Aguilera have in common with a shotgun?
A: Two Cocks And She Blows.

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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