Word Play Jokes

Shih-Tzu Poodle

Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu mixed with a poodle?
A: A Shih-Tzpoo

Anonymous

Dirty Little Nuns

Two nuns are at a traffic light, when a man starts to squeegee their windshield.
"Go away!" says one of the nuns. "We haven't got any money!" The man continues to wash their windows.
"Show him your cross," says the other nun.
"Okay. Fuck off!"

Anonymous

Knock Knock - Spillane

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spillane!
Spillane who?
Can you Spillane that Knock Knock joke?

Anonymous