Word Play Jokes

Second to Third

Q: Why does it take longer to run from second base to third base than it takes to run from first to second?
A: Because you have a short stop between second and third.

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Always Out Of Breath

Q: Which bird is always out of breath?
A: A puffin!

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Britney Spears & Computers

Q: How is a computer like Britney Spears?
A They're both cheap, white, and plastic.

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