Word Play Jokes

Squirrel Lays On Its Stomach

Q: Why did the squirrel lay on its stomach?
A: To keep its nuts warm.

Categories: Animal Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Blonde Gets Fired

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the Banana Plantation?

A: Because she threw out all the bent ones!

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Wife at a Singles Bar

"I met my wife at a singles' bar." "Really?" "I thought she was home with the kids."

Categories: Bar Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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