Word Play Jokes

Nose Or Banana

Is that your nose or are you eating a banana?

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Squirrel Lays On Its Stomach

Q: Why did the squirrel lay on its stomach?
A: To keep its nuts warm.

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Blonde Gets Fired

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the Banana Plantation?

A: Because she threw out all the bent ones!

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