Word Play Jokes

Brain Cells

Q: Why did God give women more brain cells than cows?
A: So that women don't shit themselves when you play with their tits.

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Nice Try

Organized a day of entertainment to try and raise money for charity. The police turned up, shut it down, and closed off the area.
My fete is sealed

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Good Steak and Good Sex

Q: What does a good steak have in common with good sex?
A: They're both very rare.

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