Word Play Jokes

Glowing Ring of Power

Q: In the movie, "Lord of the Rings" why does the Ring of Power glow?
A: Because it gets fingered by the Hobbit.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Dogs And Fleas

Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes
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Alarm Cluck

Q: What does an alarm cluck say?
A: "Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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