Word Play Jokes

Bathroom Sign

Seen in a bar near here: "We don't stand in your toilet, so please don't pee on our floor!"

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Bath Animal?

Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A: A little bear!

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Mr. Green Pea

Q: Why did the tomato blush?

A: Because it saw Mr. Green Pea over the fence.

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