Word Play Jokes

Astronaut Pickup Line

I have a rover that would like to investigate your surface.

Anonymous

An Incredible Inventor

He was an inventor of note. He created a big shoe with a phone in the heel. Now, he thought, he could use a phone whenever he wanted. He made several more so that he could have several shoes with phones in the house. One day, an emergency came up and he needed a phone bad. Would you believe it, he couldn't find a single phone boot. 

Anonymous

Vampire Drink

Q: What's a vampire's favorite drink?
A: A Bloody Mary!

Anonymous