Weather Jokes - Snow / Blizzard Jokes

Weather Warning

Q: What warning did the National Weather Service give before the blizzard?
A: If you only have liability insurance, stay your ass at home.  This weather is for full-coverage customers only.

Submitted BY: MEG

Weather Warning

Southerners are urged not to travel unless absolutely necessary.
Northerners: You will need your big coat.

Submitted BY: MEG

The Blonde Snowman

Q: How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman?
A: Because you have to hollow out the head!

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